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Keir Sheen

This cocky striker dances around defenders with surgical intelligence and sharp turns, though he is utterly useless in the air thanks to his complete lack of jumping reach. He famously once asked a referee to pause the match so he could decide on a proper celebration before casually burying the ball in the net. With elite finishing and telepathic ball control, he terrorizes backlines with pure, unadulterated arrogance.