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Greta Heller

This reserved German winger dances through defenses with sublime technique and a lethal footballing mind, though she is famous for her clumsy tendency to trip over the ball while trying to celebrate. Despite her quiet nature, her skill is legendary, dating back to when she dribbled past a whole flock of angry geese as a child just to save her ball. She is a tactical genius on the pitch, even if her elegance often clashes with some seriously wobbly post-goal coordination.