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Cacilda Jordao

An explosive powerhouse on the flank, she dominates the air and ground with raw strength that leaves attackers reeling. She insists on eating a whole frozen orange backwards before every match to find focus, a quirk her teammates watch with amused confusion. While her slide tackles are regrettably clumsy, her incredible pace and physical presence make her an essential, humble anchor of the defense.