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Benjamin Johannesen

This charismatic Danish engine dictates play with silken touches and tireless energy, though he frequently collapses under the pressure of his own terrible aerial timing. To sharpen his focus, he insists on loudly reciting nursery rhymes to his shin guards, leaving his baffled teammates to awkwardly shuffle away before kickoff. His unique intensity drives the midfield, even if his refusal to jump for headers often leaves them scrambling.