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Cesario Mouta

This lightning-quick Portuguese defender hunts down attackers with elite, surgical tackles, though he famously struggles to hold his own in physical shoulder-to-shoulder brawls. To lock in, he insists on wearing a single mismatched, bright yellow sock underneath his kit, a ritual that has his teammates both baffled and superstitiously terrified of him ever washing it. His masterful defensive instincts make him the heart of the backline despite his lack of raw strength.