Benedicta Barzola

This Argentine speedster treats the pitch like a personal runway, though her atrocious positioning sometimes leaves the defense scrambling. Before every whistle, she insists on kissing a lukewarm empanada to sharpen her focus, a bizarre ritual her teammates mock with rolls of their eyes and frantic hand sanitizer use. Despite the madness, her lightning acceleration and pinpoint slide tackles make her an unstoppable force on the flank.