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Neil Gallagher

This Irish winger is a nightmare of raw speed with a cannon for a foot, though his tactical awareness often leaves much to be desired. Before every match, he balances a silver spoon on his nose for three minutes, an eccentricity that forces his baffled teammates to look away to keep from laughing. He is pure arrogance on the pitch, always banking on his blistering pace to compensate for any tactical blunder.