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Karlos Medeiros

This Brazilian striker possesses blistering straight-line speed that leaves defenders in the dust, though he frequently sabotages his own brilliance with a clumsy first touch that makes the ball feel like a live grenade. He remains infamously cocky, still boasting about the time he ignored a wide-open teammate to launch a solo long shot from the midfield logo during a youth tournament just to silence his own bench.