Andrew Tejeda

This Argentinian striker is a human tank, combining devastating physical power with a lethal strike, though his lack of agility often makes him look clunky when navigating tight spaces. To focus, he performs the odd ritual of knotting his shoelaces into complex, unbreakable puzzles, a sight that leaves his teammates both confused and slightly concerned. Despite his shaky touch, his explosive acceleration and finishing ability make him a constant, overwhelming threat to any defense.