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Diogenes Arenas

This Colombian livewire shreds defenses with blistering speed and a silky first touch, even if his shots lack any real power. To stay focused, he smears strawberry jam on his boots before warming up, leaving his teammates staring in confusion as he slides onto the pitch. His incredible agility more than makes up for his complete lack of finishing bite.