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Rene Martinez

An assertive Brazilian stalwart who dominates the box with flawless defensive intuition and a monstrous leap, even if his heading technique still needs work. To stay focused, he stubbornly smears peanut butter on his shoelaces before every match to 'slip away from trouble,' a bizarre ritual that leaves his teammates completely baffled. His relentless defensive tenacity turns him into an absolute brick wall on the pitch.