Teofilo Florez

This Colombian lightning bolt leaves defenders in the dust with supersonic speed and outrageous skill, though his balance sometimes rivals that of a newborn deer on ice. It is said he once demanded the referee sign his jersey mid-match before roasting the entire defense to score an audacious goal. With an ego as massive as his talent, he dances down the wing, convinced the game of football was invented solely to witness his brilliance.