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Issa Vernet

A brick wall in midfield, he reads the game with surgical precision and uses his elite balance to lock down attackers before they even breathe. Legend has it he once intercepted a rogue pigeon mid-flight during a match just to keep the field clean, though he still struggles to slide tackle without looking slightly like a beached whale. Always smiling, he remains the most polite nightmare an opposing striker will ever face.