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Petr Pokorný

This fiery Czech midfield dynamo dances past defenders with breathtaking sprint dribbling, though his subpar heading often sees him missing simple aerial duels. To find his focus, he insists on loudly reciting nursery rhymes to a single lucky pebble before kick-off, a quirk his bewildered teammates have learned to simply ignore. His relentless intensity makes him a force to be reckoned with, provided he doesn't run out of gas in the final minutes.