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Nader Khazaei

This flamboyant Iranian giant dominates the backline with unmatched defensive intelligence and raw power, though his reckless sliding tackles often leave him prone to mistakes. Before kickoff, he insists on meticulously braiding the hair of every teammate, a bizarre ritual that leaves the rest of the squad balancing between amusement and utter bewilderment.