Michel Rohde

Towering at 193cm, this flamboyant Dane dances past defenders with impossible agility, though he often frustrates fans with his surprisingly erratic finishing. Before kickoff, he obsessively irons his laces until they steam, a bizarre ritual that leaves his teammates rolling their eyes in the dressing room. Despite his cold clinical coldness in the box being a total gamble, his mesmerizing footwork ensures he is always the center of the show.