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Alice Chen

Standing at a towering 200 cm, this keeper rules the box with an almost unbearable cockiness, despite a glaring lack of positional awareness. After overcoming a bizarre forearm fracture sustained during an aggressive cooking accident, she channeled that frustration into developing world-class catching ability and lightning-fast reflexes. She might be a liability on penalties, but her sheer confidence ensures that getting the ball past her is a nightmare for any striker.