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Nereida Ascencio

This flamboyant Mexican striker moves with explosive lightning-fast pace that leaves defenders staring at her trail of glitter, even if her composure in front of goal can be comically unreliable. She famously once dribbled past an entire starting XI while wearing golden high-top cleats just to pose for a selfie before tapping the ball into her own net for a dare. Her ability to weave through tight spaces is matched only by her erratic focus, making her the most unpredictable wildcard on the pitch.