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Laurie Guzman

This flamboyant American wide midfielder explodes down the pitch with blistering speed, though her dribbling ability is sometimes as inconsistent as her confidence. She insists on chewing a raw clove of garlic before every kickoff, a bizarre ritual that leaves her teammates giggling while distancing themselves in the locker room. Her explosive acceleration leaves defenders for dead, provided her heavy first touch doesn't betray her first.