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Jasper Kanneh

With explosive speed and a lethal finishing touch, this assertive striker terrorizes defenses despite his often-clumsy first touch. To center his focus, he insists on loudly reciting nursery rhymes in the tunnel before kickoff, leaving his bewildered teammates to awkwardly avoid eye contact until the whistle blows. When the match begins, he lets his rocket of a shot do all the talking.