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Cherif Bakhoum

This Senegalese striker destroys the net with devastating power and glacial composure from the penalty spot, despite a chronic clumsiness in tight spaces that makes him predictable. Before every kickoff, he insists on tying his teammates' laces to 'steal their balance,' a quirk his teammates endure only by rolling their eyes in annoyance. When he hits his stride in open space, his gargantuan ego is the only thing larger than his relentless finishing precision.