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Dino Cortese

A tactical mastermind with an engine that never quits, he dominates the midfield through sheer intuition and fearless aggression. He famously once spent an entire match aggressively lecturing the opposing winger on the physics of perfect interception timing until the lad was too terrified to pass. Despite his immovable presence and brilliant reads, he runs with the grace of a statue, making him arguably the slowest anchor in professional football.