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Huseyin Blokland

This Dutch striker strikes fear into keepers with his thunderous power and gravity-defying leap, though he often struggles to keep his first touch from betraying him. Cocky as ever, he insists on wearing mismatched socks inside his boots to 'confuse the pressure,' leaving his teammates rolling their eyes as they lace up for matchday. When he's not busy ego-tripping, he's ruthlessly blasting the ball into the top corner.