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Felisberto Dionisio

With unmatched technique, this cocky midfield general dances past opponents like they are traffic cones, often stopping just to throw them a mocking glare. He still remembers the day he showed up to practice with a life-sized statue of himself to «pump up the team» before a mid-season friendly. Despite his dominant presence and sublime touch, his utter inability to jump is as comical as his ego is massive.