Constantino Prado

This explosive Mexican marksman shreds defenses with surreal speed, even if his technical clumsiness occasionally leaves him tripping over his own shadow during acrobatic celebrations. Legend says he once dyed his hair neon glow-in-the-dark to distract the keeper during a penalty, only to swing and miss the ball entirely in a moment of pure flamboyance. He is chaos incarnate, compensating for his lackluster first touch with world-class heading ability and shots fired with raw adrenaline.