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Samuli Kallio

After miraculously recovering from a bizarre accident where he dropped an entire sauna stove on his toe, this Finnish speed demon turned into an relentless wing-back. He is as cocky as he is fast, delivering ferocious slide tackles that are only matched by his laughably poor passing ability. His hunger for vengeance makes him a constant poison down the wing, despite having the jumping ability of a stone.