Liadi Bodiang

After shattering his humerus in a freak jet-ski accident, he returned with a swagger that terrified defenders and a penalty technique so lethal it defies physics. While his aerial game remains hilariously poor, his flamboyant dribbling and god-given arrogance make him the most dangerous magician on the pitch. He treats every goal as a personal tribute to his own greatness, proving that no steel rod can dim his spotlight.