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Edimilson Figueiredo

This Brazilian wing-back is a defensive nightmare with razor-sharp jockeying and explosive acceleration, though he is embarrassingly shaky in the air. He insists on kissing a rubber banana before every match to find his groove, leaving his bewildered teammates constantly shaking their heads. His ego is as massive as his defensive skill, and he rightfully acts like he owns the entire pitch.