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Kleber Limeira

This lightning-quick Brazilian midfielder treats the pitch like his personal runway, often let down by his shaky aerial ability and predictable dribbling despite his blinding acceleration. He insists on eating exactly three gummy worms arranged in a star pattern before kickoff, a bizarre ritual that has his teammates rolling their eyes in complete disbelief. His cocky aura remains unshakable, convinced he is the only one who actually knows how to play the beautiful game.