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Karl Robertson

This cocky American midfield engine has a god-given first touch, even if his lack of acceleration can leave him exposed in a sprint. He insists on chewing exactly three cloves of raw garlic before every kick-off, much to the disgust and annoyance of his teammates. His absolute technical brilliance and physical dominance on the pitch, however, ensure his weird pre-match routine is begrudgingly tolerated.