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Suresh Ullah

A defensive titan with explosive pace, he terrorizes attackers with raw power, though his head remains a liability in aerial duels. To focus, he meticulously polishes his boots with blueberry jam before kickoff, leaving his bewildered teammates to gingerly step around the sticky, scented trail. His assertive dominance makes him an absolute wall on the pitch despite his bizarre, fruity ritual.