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Chris Wilson

This Australian striker is a force of nature, combining electric pace and masterful heading ability, even though he often struggles to get off the ground due to poor jumping reach. Before every kickoff, he meticulously chews on a piece of eucalyptus bark to summon luck, leaving his teammates simultaneously amused and utterly confused. He is a lethal finisher who turns crosses into gold, provided he can actually reach the ball.