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Jon Ward

The cocky Scotsman dances past defenders with lightning agility, though his poor balance often sends him tumbling at the slightest touch. Before kickoff, he insists on tying a teammate's laces to "steal their luck," leaving the rest of the squad deeply annoyed and bewildered. Once on the ball, his lethal finishing and attacking IQ are as sharp as his boundless, unshakeable ego.