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Brian Poirier

This humble Canadian wingback is a human missile who dominates the air with unmatched heading prowess and blistering pace, though his defensive IQ can occasionally leave his teammates exposed. He religiously listens to aggressive polka music while eating a raw onion in the dressing room before every match, a strange ritual his teammates greet with a mix of awe and nose-plugging distance. His relentless stamina and raw strength make him a terrifying force down the flank.