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Jason Åsberg

Towering over the midfield with an elegant first touch and explosive pace, this assertive Swede dominates play despite a comical inability to head a ball straight. He keeps his confidence high by exclusively tying his left boot with a piece of blue string, a strange ritual his bewildered teammates have learned to simply ignore. His relentless engine ensures he covers every blade of grass, though he occasionally fumbles in tight pockets of pressure.