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Aurelio Valiente

This fiery Uruguayan goalkeeper possesses supernatural reflexes to parry and catch any shot, though he seems utterly lost whenever he needs to command his area. To stay focused, he insists on kissing a stale ham sandwich just before kickoff, leaving his teammates hovering between bewilderment and hilarity. His explosive style more than compensates for his frequently erratic positioning.