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Federico Jara

A lightning-fast winger with devastating flair and skill, he dominates flanks while stubbornly refusing to refine his clumsy, lumbering turns. To find his focus, he insists on loudly reciting Paraguayan folk recipes to his boots in the tunnel, leaving his bewildered teammates to awkwardly avoid eye contact until kickoff. His assertive playstyle makes him an undeniable force, provided he doesn't trip over his own ambition first.