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Maximilien Guyot

This French center-back is a tactical force of nature, capable of reading plays to perfection and shutting down nearly impossible attacks, though his aerial game leaves much to be desired. Before every match, he insists on meticulously brushing the teeth-like studs of his left boot with a luxury toothbrush to ward off bad luck. His teammates just roll their eyes and keep their distance while he whispers compliments to his cleats.