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Paul Iacono

A human wrecking ball with unmatched aggression and explosive speed, this Italian center-back treats every duel like a final stand despite his erratic tackling. To channel his frantic energy, he insistently juggles a single frozen lemon before kickoff, a ritual that leaves his bewildered teammates constantly checking the locker room floor for icy citrus debris. He is an indefatigable force, though he would be truly world-class if he didn't occasionally misjudge his footing entirely.