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Serigne Ndong

A charismatic whirlwind on the flank, he uses blistering acceleration to erase attackers, though his aerial game often leaves him looking lost in the clouds. Before kickoff, he obsessively insists on balancing a single digestive biscuit on his forehead for ten seconds to 'clear his mind', leaving his confused teammates to simply roll their eyes in silence. He is a defensive force who locks down the wing with elite technical precision and untiring energy.