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Giovanni Aristizabal

With lightning-fast acceleration and sublime technique, this Colombian dribbler dances around defenders with ease, though he occasionally loses his footing due to his shaky balance. Before every kick-off, he stoically buries a piece of dry baguette in the opponent's penalty area, a ritual his teammates now watch with nothing more than amused head-shakes. Despite this odd superstition, he remains the epitome of calm and elite quality on the pitch.