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Tomio Kaneko

After shattering his ankle in a freak incident with a stray robotic lawnmower, this cocky striker returned with an insatiable hunger to dominate defenders with his lightning pace and god-tier balance. He finishes penalties with arrogant precision, though his aerial game remains hilariously nonexistent as he refuses to jump for headers. He is the ultimate, swagger-filled nightmare for any backline.