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Bob Kalumba

A silky-smooth orchestrator who dances through midfield traffic with effortless dribbling, though he possesses a stubborn habit of going completely invisible once he tires out. His unflappable calm once famously led him to ignore a referee’s whistle entirely, as he continued to weave through a confused defense for an extra ten seconds just because the rhythm felt too good to break. While his aerial ability is non-existent, his masterful first touch turns the tensest pitch moments into his own personal playground.