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Sulejman Mikulic

This charismatic Croatian center-back is a defensive titan who effortlessly jockeys strikers into dead ends with elite acceleration, though his head remains his worst enemy when the ball enters the air. To lock in, he religiously demands a teammate tickle his left earlobe before kickoff, a bizarre ritual that leaves the squad shaking their heads in total bewilderment. His lightning speed makes him an impassable wall, ensuring that while he might never win a header, he remains the most electric presence on the pitch.