Valeriu Ramos

This Portuguese playmaker dominates the pitch with hypnotic dribbling and a refined touch, though his lack of pace is glaring when he needs to accelerate. Before every match, he chews exactly three mint gums and sticks them behind his right ear, a bizarre ritual his teammates ignore just to avoid conflict. He makes up for his physical sluggishness with vibrant technical flair and a powerful strike that leaves defenses in total disarray.