Rarefrederik_sigma0 views3,000

Joshua Brandsma

This Dutch striker illuminates the pitch with blistering dribbling and cannon-like shot power, even if his first touch is occasionally as wild as his wardrobe. Famously stopping mid-breakaway during a youth game to check his reflection in a trophy cabinet, he plays with a flamboyant arrogance that defies logic. While his heading ability is non-existent, his electrifying style makes every touch a masterclass in chaotic showmanship.