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Basel Morgenstern

This lightning-fast, cocky German striker scorches defenses with cannon-like shots, though his abysmal first touch often wastes the chances his pace creates. Before every match, he insists on buffing his boots with a mix of jam and mustard to attract goals, a bizarre superstition that leaves his teammates both horrified and curious. Despite his suspect attacking IQ, he steps onto the pitch with the unshakeable, if misplaced, certainty that he is the game's greatest talent.