Raresergynay210 views3,000

Holger Schirmer

This stoic German possesses a devastating shot and a velvet touch that turns every ball in the box into magic. To find his focus, he insists on juggling an old wet bar of soap in the locker room, leaving his teammates bewildered and annoyed by the slippery floor. Despite his limited reading of the game and chronic inability to get off the ground, his natural killer instinct more than makes up for it on the pitch.