Harold Green

This Canadian dynamo glides past defenders with hypnotic footwork, though his sluggish acceleration often leaves him stuck in first gear. Known for his beaming smile and relentless, bone-crunching tenacity, he once convinced an opposing striker to stop mid-match just to discuss the proper way to tie his laces. He combines a massive frame with an exquisite first touch, playing like a friendly giant who happens to fight for every blade of grass.