Allan Montero

This Costa Rican phenom terrorizes defenders with an electrifying blend of blistering pace and untouchable finishing, routinely sending rocket-fueled strikes into the top corner. His god-complex is matched only by his fluid movement in tight spaces, though you should avoid crossing the ball his way given his total aerial incompetence. He plays with the arrogant flair of a man who knows he is the best player on the pitch every single time.